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|The Economy is so Bad...|
Date of Joke: Thursday, 21st September, 2017
... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind
the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
... That CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
... McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
.. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
... The Mafia is laying off judges.
... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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